Triple Slams, Mature Immaturity, Turned on by Tears

...be naughty...

This morning, I was recounting a 10-year-old memory of my grandma, then nearing 90, who said something shockingly frisky about a handsome fella on TV, followed by something scathingly catty about the next person on screen.  

When I teased her that I now had whiplash from witnessing such extreme reflections, she sassed, "yeah, well, now that I'm this age,…